Ok everyone, I have to apologize for the millionth time for being too slow to blog, but this time I actually have an excuse. My laptop is currently on the fritz so blogging and keeping in touch in general have been a little difficult lately. However, this weekend I have a computer that my school let me bring home, so I am going to try to catch up. Where to begin, where to begin…
Amsterdam.
So, during the second week of December, we all had Thursday and Friday off of school, so my roommates and I decided to take a trip to Amsterdam. I had already been there before, but I liked it so much the first time, and we found a good deal, so I couldn´t say no. I could honestly write page after page about the trip, but for the sake of trying to catch you all up, I won´t keep it too long. And, usually I like to integrate my pictures in the text to make things more aesthetically pleasing, but since I'm stealing moments on my roommates' computers for the time being, I'm just going to stick a few faves in at the end for time's sake. Also, since most of my pictures are imprisoned in my broken laptop, I'm making due.
Our trip started Wednesday night on a bus to Malaga, a city about two hours from Sevilla and where our flight was from. We had an early morning flight on Thursday, so we decided to stay the night in the airport. As we wandered around the airport for a few minutes looking for a decent place to make camp, we stumbled across a Burger King that actually had some padded booths. Perfect. We each took a half of a booth and got settled. Unfortunately, not more than 20 minutes pass when a man a couple booths down from us starts snoring like I´ve never heard anyone snore before. I would describe it as a choking, growling sound. Another guy in a different booth even woke him up and yelled at him, but as soon as he fell back asleep, he started right back up. Needless to say, I didn´t get much sleep.
We arrived in Amsterdam Thursday around noon and we took the train into the city. Having checked the weather beforehand, we knew it was going to be quite a bit colder than here in Sevilla, but as soon as we stepped out of that train station we were whipped with a cold wind that blew half of my map right out of my hands. Yikes it was cold. We made our way to our hostel and got settled. That evening my roommates wanted to go to the Anne Frank House, but since I had already been there, I decided to check out the fluorescent light museum that was right around the corner. This turned out to be some kind of house where and old hippie couple lived and had things that glowed in the basement. I was the only person in this “museum” so I was chatting up the guy who ran the place and he was pretty interesting. He had a cave type thing that he made himself that was painted with fluorescent colors, different types of rocks and minerals that glowed in black light, and examples of art from artists who were the first to use fluorescent technology. Now that it´s been almost two months since this trip, everything we did and when we did it is kind of a blur…but here´s a rundown of the places we went and some funny stories.
Things I saw/places I went:
The Fluorescent Light Museum
The Rijksmuseum
The Sex Museum
The Medieval Torture Museum
Madame Tussaud´s Wax Museum
Vondelpark
Giant chess board
The Iamsterdam letters
Big Christmas Tree in Dam Square
Ok now for a couple funny stories.
One evening after having dinner and some drinks at an Irish pub, we went out in search of the skinny bridge. It was once a bridge that was so narrow only one person could walk down it. It has since been broadened, but we figured we´d check it out. We knew we were close and had stopped to check our maps. All of a sudden, two of my roommates, Alex and Hayley, started looking at their map and shouting “we found it, we found it”, and starting running. I looked at my roommate Mary, and said “since when did this become the Amazing Race??” We started running after them, but stopped after about a block, and continued walking. Then Mary said, “well they may have one this leg, but if we show up to that bridge with two hot Dutch guys, I think we´ll really win the Amazing Race.” No sooner than the words left her mouth, two Dutch guys about our age start shouting at us in Dutch. They realized pretty quick that we had no idea what they were saying and started explaining to us in English that we shouldn’t go that way because there were cops on the other side of the bridge giving drinking tickets. We ended up chatting with them until our other roommates realized we stopped following them and came back to meet us. Then to a bar with them for a few beers and had a great time. They had already been drinking for what had to be a substantial time so they were saying some pretty funny things. A couple of my favorites were "We love America because you guys saved us from World War II, so now we just go along with whatever you guys say," and I got in a argument with the other guy because he asked me if my 16th birthday was on the show "My super sweet sixteen" and I said no that it was actually kind of boring, and he went off in a rant saying, "that´s what´s wrong with Americans, you think that just because your birthday wasn´t on a TV show that it was boring!" I tried to explain that was not what I meant, but there was no convincing him. All in all, it turned out to be a really fun night.
Saturday night, we were pretty tired because we had taken a day trip to Antwerp and Brussels in Belgium (which was really cool) but we still wanted to get some dinner and go out for a few drinks on our last night. We went to this fast food place called Febo, which is essentially a giant vending machine for fast food. You put a couple of euros in whichever box you want and pull out you burger, fries, or chicken sandwich. It was really good actually, and it was cool to see the people working behind it putting new food in after you take it. Then we walked around a bit and did some souvenir shopping. After that we decided to find a nice place to sit down and have a beer or two before we went back to the hostel. We stopped at this place that had a nice homey pub feel, nonethewiser that we were about to end our night in a really interesting way. Our first red flag was that when we walked in all the guys in the bar started cheering. One quick look around told us why: we were the only girls there. We let out some uncomfortable spurts of laughter and sat down at a table. We ordered a beer and chatted for a while. Then, Mary realized that the guys were pointing at here and motioning for her to go over to their side of the bar. Against our urging not to, she decides to see what they are doing. Then the bartender, who was a prototypical buxom, blond Dutch girl, hands Mary a giant wicker flyswatter type thing. So she´s like…ummm what am I supposed to do with this, and the bartender told us she had to spank one of the guys. We were all staring in awe thinking what the heck is going on. But apparently it´s some kind of tradition at that bar or something. So she wound up, took a swing, and landed one right on the guy´s tush. We all laughed hysterically at the ridiculousness of what was happening, and then we realized that they wanted us all to do it. So what do we do? We all take turns spanking this guy with a giant flyswatter. Later we found out that they were some guys from a Belgian soccer team in Amsterdam for the weekend. I got the whole thing on video, but we´ll save that for when I get home because it´s just a little embarrassing for the whole internet world to see. Ok I think that´s enough about Amsterdam…so much for keeping it short.

This is me in front of the Atomium structure in Brussels. Right before I went to Amsterdam, I was talking with my mom and she told me that the contestants on the Amazing Race were in Brussels and I should try and find this thing called the Atomium...well, here it is.
Only in Amsterdam can you find a bronze sculpture of a hand touching a boob in the cobbled-stone sidewalk surrounding a church. There actually a cool story behind it too. The artist who put it in the ground did so anonymously and without anyone knowing. The Amsterdam government thought it was distasteful so they had it removed. There was such a public outcry at the removal, that they eventually decided to put it back right where it was. What's the first thing we do...take a picture of us touching it too, duh!
Just a typical snapshot of the completely awesome and unique architecture of Amsterdam. Go ahead, marvel in my amazing photography skills, haha.